Sunday, September 18, 2005

Female Bloggers And Commenters Beware

Not speaking on behalf of any of the other male single blogsters out there, but I am sure I am not alone. We have our own little ideas about what is going on here. You are sitting around reading this, a bevy of implant-adjusted Pamela Anderson look-a-likes, giggling away. You'll write a comment and then maybe have a pillow fight or some mud-wrestling. There are slumber parties where you will go round discussing your favorite aspect of TRK. Each and every one of you cause men to swoon, you would be worth cutting off a limb and moving to some war-torn third world country just for a glimpse of your smile.

I just thought you might want to know :-)

TRK

52 Comments:

At 9/19/2005 4:15 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

all true except for the implants :)

 
At 9/19/2005 4:17 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

I'm going to need some photographic evidence or at least a link to the site with the webcam!

 
At 9/19/2005 4:54 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

perhaps you need to post a picture first, so we'll know as whose shrine we're worshipping :)

 
At 9/19/2005 4:55 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

mh, I thought you beauties were not that superficial, and you worship me for my intelligent thoughtful writing and quick turn of phrase?

 
At 9/19/2005 6:02 AM, Blogger Karl said...

You are so right, how did you know that about me? you must have hooked up to my webcam already.

I must go now to have a pillow fight with a mud-wrestler.

 
At 9/19/2005 6:10 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

ok, karl, nice try, but u r totally the wrong gender - oh crap, wehat a horrible mental image - please tell me at least you shaved off your beard first!

 
At 9/19/2005 6:15 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

trk - that's what guys like to think. wrong! i like to envision a writer who looks like john grisham, not stephen king.
it's like chris rock says - men think women like a guy with a sense of humor and it's true - but they also want him to look like tom cruise :)

 
At 9/19/2005 6:23 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

tom cruise has nothing on me - I have brad's eyes, george's face, robert redford's gravitas, harrison's courage, clint's bravery, jonny depp's style, david beckham's legs, shall I go on?

 
At 9/19/2005 6:25 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

a picture's worth a thousand words

 
At 9/19/2005 6:27 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

I can't get photoshop working that well! Can't u just imagine it, like I do?

 
At 9/19/2005 6:31 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

just kidding - leave your mask on spiderman :)

 
At 9/19/2005 6:37 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

as long as you are better looking than Kirsten Dunst, she really doesn't do it for me

 
At 9/19/2005 6:56 AM, Blogger mousetrap84 said...

" you would be worth cutting off a limb and moving to some war-torn third world country just for a glimpse of your smile"
then how come so many guys refuse to move to israel????
i would ponder this some more but i'm late for my daily pillow fight! ( men!!!)

 
At 9/19/2005 7:00 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

MT,

show me your smile and I'll think about it! But seirously, I know plenty of good guys in Israel - gmail me if you wish.
TRK

 
At 9/19/2005 7:02 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

i'd say she's not doing too badly for herself given that orlando bloom and jake gyllenhaal are both after her (yes, it's pathetic that i know these things)....but i don't look like her. if anything, i'm more of a renee zellweger type - although features are different.

 
At 9/19/2005 7:07 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

you had me at hari!

 
At 9/19/2005 7:08 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

:):):)

 
At 9/19/2005 7:30 AM, Blogger Elster said...

Good Lord TRK - someone's had a prolific past few days. I think people take you too seriously. Don't sweat the ones who do or the crazies will be zinging inside your head all the time.

 
At 9/19/2005 7:32 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

thanks elster, it's like a raging torrent bursting forth, maybe I'll slow down maybe I won't - who knows? who cares? stay tuned.

As for the crazies - I can out crazy them any day of the week except for every second tuesday

 
At 9/19/2005 7:46 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

elster - it's called monday morning i am so not in the mood of working i will look for any distractions plus this a provoking topic posting deluge

 
At 9/19/2005 8:35 AM, Anonymous Chai said...

TRK, something tells me that you need a girl, bad...

MH, if only a preschool teacher was allowed such luxuries... I wouldn't give it up for anything, but with the kids, there's no slacking, even for a second...
Oh well, you can't win 'em all...

 
At 9/19/2005 8:41 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

chai - i make up the time evenings and weekends. it's just the nature of the beast - sometimes you're "on" and get a surge of energy....and sometimes you slack off. i'd think with preschool, you never get bored, so that's a big plus.

 
At 9/19/2005 9:13 AM, Blogger TwennyTwo said...

Tsk tsk, TRK.

I am a beauty of the chocolate variety.

In every other part of your description, you are absolutely correct.

not!

peace
TwennyTwo

HEY.... this post does get me to ask you to read my post on validation. It's actually relevant to the point you made. I hope you check it out.
22

 
At 9/19/2005 9:37 AM, Blogger Karl said...

I don't recall anything about gender of commentators being mentioned, only your imagination running wild. I guess you'd be pleased to know the beard went a long time ago!
Can't wait until the daily slumber party to discuss the latest on TRK.

 
At 9/19/2005 11:09 AM, Blogger Lvnsm27 said...

TRK, lol, that description in your post is sooo not us.

 
At 9/19/2005 11:51 AM, Anonymous Chai said...

MH, I totally get where you're coming from - whenever my job requires me to sit down at the computer, I'm always finding 'more important' things to do, such as blog-surfing...
One thing's for sure, there's no time to be bored... :)

 
At 9/19/2005 11:59 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

chai - i just love how we're totally taking over this blog. is it time for another pillow fight yet? :)

 
At 9/19/2005 6:42 PM, Blogger da shevster said...

u got brad....wut abt cmm??? actually, he may be after ur time- dependin how old u r

 
At 9/19/2005 10:09 PM, Blogger brianna said...

Yeah we blogger chix have slumber parties all the time. Just to discuss our favorite blogger hotties, play twister in our lacy undies and listen to Bleemy tell her latest stories of sex and intrigue. Come to think of it, isn't there one this sunday night? I am laughing so hard...

 
At 9/20/2005 12:47 AM, Anonymous Chai said...

MH, my thoughts exactly... Forget bout TRK, this is so much fun! :)

Your place or mine?

 
At 9/20/2005 1:00 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

whoa there missy, I do some work and come back late to find a wild blorgy going on here (I love it when a plan comes together)

 
At 9/20/2005 1:13 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

what kind of work?

 
At 9/20/2005 1:16 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

now that would be telling - you'd have to gmail me for that. anywho, I think it's bedtime

 
At 9/20/2005 1:16 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

p.s. - wrote my own limerick (see archives). i think mine is better :)

 
At 9/20/2005 7:47 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

i did gmail

 
At 9/20/2005 3:24 PM, Anonymous Chai said...

TRK, if u want ppl to gmail, u gotta answer...

MH, can u gmail me ure blog? I'm sure it'll make an entertaining read...

 
At 9/20/2005 4:13 PM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

chai - he did answer

i haven't started a blog yet but i think i might. thanks for the encouragement. now what should i write about???

 
At 9/20/2005 4:54 PM, Anonymous Chai said...

MH, I was refering to an e-mail that I sent...

The £64,000 question, or in your case, dollar... That's the reason I haven't started a blog of my own, or rather, because anything that would be interesting to read is too risque to put online - I wouldn't risk it - and the stuff that's left - that I don't mind ppl reading - if it bores ME, who else'll wanna read it?
If you're willing to take the risk of putting your life on the web, it sounds like you'd make an interesting blog. If you can handle the lying, and juggle a dual-identity, like our dear TRK, I'd day go for it... (Unfortunately, I can't lie. It just doesn't work.) Just write what you know. I have faith in you. (Funny, considering that I've 'known' you for, what, 24 hours? Ok, I'll shut up. I've had one shot too many - I'm entitled, it's my birthday, but I'll regret this in the morning, so, bon nuit!)

 
At 9/20/2005 6:15 PM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

chai - happy birthday!

hmmm - lying...dual identity...so do you think it's just a coincidence that i chose a name like matahari? :)

 
At 9/20/2005 6:18 PM, Anonymous Chai said...

'scuse my ignorance, could be the late hour, or that i'm just slow, but what's the meaning behind ure name?

 
At 9/20/2005 7:08 PM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

matahari was a famous (and alluring) spy - actually a double agent :)

 
At 9/20/2005 9:35 PM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

chai,

happy birthday, sorry I didn't respond, was out all evening. I think you should start a blog, just don't put too many personal details in it.

mh was sent to seduce me and out me online

 
At 9/21/2005 4:27 AM, Anonymous Chai said...

TRK, funny you say that - I have a file on my laptop called 'If I had a blog...' But I don't know if I'm ready to put it online. The stuff that's interesting is the stuff that's personal. My day to day life is boring as hell... And preschool puts your brain on the level of a three year old, so I'm not up for anything too deep...
Then again, birthdays are a time to try new things, maybe this'll be my resolution for the new year??

MH, if TRK is correct, you'll have to work harder on your mission! I want a blog!

 
At 9/21/2005 4:35 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

chai - alas..i set out my mission, infiltrated his lair....and fell victim to his lethal charms. i can't out him now. trk - we'll always have paris.

 
At 9/21/2005 11:01 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

Chai, if you want to, put the personal stuff out there, you can always take it down again.

MH, they're always falling for my lucky charms!

 
At 9/21/2005 11:15 AM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

that's lethal charms! not lucky charms! lucky charms is a cereal.

 
At 9/21/2005 2:36 PM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

chai - took the plunge and wrote the blog - now it's your turn

 
At 9/21/2005 5:42 PM, Anonymous Chai said...

MH, you've fallen to the 'Bloggers only to avoid spammers' prey... and they've STILL managed to get you! So here's what I was getting carried away with until I noticed that chilling 'Bloggers Only' line...

"Wow, you've just opened and already, two spammers! You're popular!
I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on 'taking the plunge' - I'm leaving on a trip to the States tomorrow, will be back next week, maybe I'll pluck up the courage to join you in bloggersville???"

So yeah, to you too, TRK, maybe next week you'll be regretting having egged me on, and be begging me to close down... Now I have to figure out how to get my stuff online, being as my laptop is wireless, and there's no wireless access in my house...
See you guys next week!

 
At 9/21/2005 6:13 PM, Blogger Mata Hari said...

chai - is there any way to avoid the spam?

 
At 9/21/2005 6:42 PM, Anonymous Chai said...

Beats me - never tried blogging, you'll have to ask TRK. Seeing that we've already hijacked hi blog, I'm sure he won't mind sharing a little more...

 
At 9/21/2005 10:07 PM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

chai, have fun on your trip.

MH, through blogger you can set it that only registered bloggers can post comments (stops some of the spam but also people like chai) or put in word verification (I think stops all the spam).

And ladies, you can hijack my blog anytime

 
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