Female Bloggers And Commenters Beware
Not speaking on behalf of any of the other male single blogsters out there, but I am sure I am not alone. We have our own little ideas about what is going on here. You are sitting around reading this, a bevy of implant-adjusted Pamela Anderson look-a-likes, giggling away. You'll write a comment and then maybe have a pillow fight or some mud-wrestling. There are slumber parties where you will go round discussing your favorite aspect of TRK. Each and every one of you cause men to swoon, you would be worth cutting off a limb and moving to some war-torn third world country just for a glimpse of your smile.
I just thought you might want to know :-)
TRK
posted by TRK @ 11:07 PM
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50 Comments:
all true except for the implants :)
I'm going to need some photographic evidence or at least a link to the site with the webcam!
perhaps you need to post a picture first, so we'll know as whose shrine we're worshipping :)
mh, I thought you beauties were not that superficial, and you worship me for my intelligent thoughtful writing and quick turn of phrase?
You are so right, how did you know that about me? you must have hooked up to my webcam already.
I must go now to have a pillow fight with a mud-wrestler.
ok, karl, nice try, but u r totally the wrong gender - oh crap, wehat a horrible mental image - please tell me at least you shaved off your beard first!
trk - that's what guys like to think. wrong! i like to envision a writer who looks like john grisham, not stephen king.
it's like chris rock says - men think women like a guy with a sense of humor and it's true - but they also want him to look like tom cruise :)
tom cruise has nothing on me - I have brad's eyes, george's face, robert redford's gravitas, harrison's courage, clint's bravery, jonny depp's style, david beckham's legs, shall I go on?
a picture's worth a thousand words
I can't get photoshop working that well! Can't u just imagine it, like I do?
just kidding - leave your mask on spiderman :)
as long as you are better looking than Kirsten Dunst, she really doesn't do it for me
MT,
show me your smile and I'll think about it! But seirously, I know plenty of good guys in Israel - gmail me if you wish.
TRK
i'd say she's not doing too badly for herself given that orlando bloom and jake gyllenhaal are both after her (yes, it's pathetic that i know these things)....but i don't look like her. if anything, i'm more of a renee zellweger type - although features are different.
you had me at hari!
:):):)
Good Lord TRK - someone's had a prolific past few days. I think people take you too seriously. Don't sweat the ones who do or the crazies will be zinging inside your head all the time.
thanks elster, it's like a raging torrent bursting forth, maybe I'll slow down maybe I won't - who knows? who cares? stay tuned.
As for the crazies - I can out crazy them any day of the week except for every second tuesday
elster - it's called monday morning i am so not in the mood of working i will look for any distractions plus this a provoking topic posting deluge
TRK, something tells me that you need a girl, bad...
MH, if only a preschool teacher was allowed such luxuries... I wouldn't give it up for anything, but with the kids, there's no slacking, even for a second...
Oh well, you can't win 'em all...
chai - i make up the time evenings and weekends. it's just the nature of the beast - sometimes you're "on" and get a surge of energy....and sometimes you slack off. i'd think with preschool, you never get bored, so that's a big plus.
Tsk tsk, TRK.
I am a beauty of the chocolate variety.
In every other part of your description, you are absolutely correct.
not!
peace
TwennyTwo
HEY.... this post does get me to ask you to read my post on validation. It's actually relevant to the point you made. I hope you check it out.
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I don't recall anything about gender of commentators being mentioned, only your imagination running wild. I guess you'd be pleased to know the beard went a long time ago!
Can't wait until the daily slumber party to discuss the latest on TRK.
TRK, lol, that description in your post is sooo not us.
MH, I totally get where you're coming from - whenever my job requires me to sit down at the computer, I'm always finding 'more important' things to do, such as blog-surfing...
One thing's for sure, there's no time to be bored... :)
chai - i just love how we're totally taking over this blog. is it time for another pillow fight yet? :)
u got brad....wut abt cmm??? actually, he may be after ur time- dependin how old u r
Yeah we blogger chix have slumber parties all the time. Just to discuss our favorite blogger hotties, play twister in our lacy undies and listen to Bleemy tell her latest stories of sex and intrigue. Come to think of it, isn't there one this sunday night? I am laughing so hard...
MH, my thoughts exactly... Forget bout TRK, this is so much fun! :)
Your place or mine?
whoa there missy, I do some work and come back late to find a wild blorgy going on here (I love it when a plan comes together)
what kind of work?
now that would be telling - you'd have to gmail me for that. anywho, I think it's bedtime
p.s. - wrote my own limerick (see archives). i think mine is better :)
i did gmail
TRK, if u want ppl to gmail, u gotta answer...
MH, can u gmail me ure blog? I'm sure it'll make an entertaining read...
chai - he did answer
i haven't started a blog yet but i think i might. thanks for the encouragement. now what should i write about???
MH, I was refering to an e-mail that I sent...
The £64,000 question, or in your case, dollar... That's the reason I haven't started a blog of my own, or rather, because anything that would be interesting to read is too risque to put online - I wouldn't risk it - and the stuff that's left - that I don't mind ppl reading - if it bores ME, who else'll wanna read it?
If you're willing to take the risk of putting your life on the web, it sounds like you'd make an interesting blog. If you can handle the lying, and juggle a dual-identity, like our dear TRK, I'd day go for it... (Unfortunately, I can't lie. It just doesn't work.) Just write what you know. I have faith in you. (Funny, considering that I've 'known' you for, what, 24 hours? Ok, I'll shut up. I've had one shot too many - I'm entitled, it's my birthday, but I'll regret this in the morning, so, bon nuit!)
chai - happy birthday!
hmmm - lying...dual identity...so do you think it's just a coincidence that i chose a name like matahari? :)
'scuse my ignorance, could be the late hour, or that i'm just slow, but what's the meaning behind ure name?
matahari was a famous (and alluring) spy - actually a double agent :)
chai,
happy birthday, sorry I didn't respond, was out all evening. I think you should start a blog, just don't put too many personal details in it.
mh was sent to seduce me and out me online
TRK, funny you say that - I have a file on my laptop called 'If I had a blog...' But I don't know if I'm ready to put it online. The stuff that's interesting is the stuff that's personal. My day to day life is boring as hell... And preschool puts your brain on the level of a three year old, so I'm not up for anything too deep...
Then again, birthdays are a time to try new things, maybe this'll be my resolution for the new year??
MH, if TRK is correct, you'll have to work harder on your mission! I want a blog!
chai - alas..i set out my mission, infiltrated his lair....and fell victim to his lethal charms. i can't out him now. trk - we'll always have paris.
Chai, if you want to, put the personal stuff out there, you can always take it down again.
MH, they're always falling for my lucky charms!
that's lethal charms! not lucky charms! lucky charms is a cereal.
chai - took the plunge and wrote the blog - now it's your turn
MH, you've fallen to the 'Bloggers only to avoid spammers' prey... and they've STILL managed to get you! So here's what I was getting carried away with until I noticed that chilling 'Bloggers Only' line...
"Wow, you've just opened and already, two spammers! You're popular!
I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on 'taking the plunge' - I'm leaving on a trip to the States tomorrow, will be back next week, maybe I'll pluck up the courage to join you in bloggersville???"
So yeah, to you too, TRK, maybe next week you'll be regretting having egged me on, and be begging me to close down... Now I have to figure out how to get my stuff online, being as my laptop is wireless, and there's no wireless access in my house...
See you guys next week!
chai - is there any way to avoid the spam?
Beats me - never tried blogging, you'll have to ask TRK. Seeing that we've already hijacked hi blog, I'm sure he won't mind sharing a little more...
chai, have fun on your trip.
MH, through blogger you can set it that only registered bloggers can post comments (stops some of the spam but also people like chai) or put in word verification (I think stops all the spam).
And ladies, you can hijack my blog anytime
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