Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Bas Torah has been abducted by the Alien thought police

Bas Torah has suddenly disappeared, taking her entire blog with her. Conspiracy theories abound. Has she eloped to South America with one of the guys she met on the blog? Have aliens abducted her having decided she is a suitable target to probe? Have the thought police finally tracked her down using the latest equipment, thereby preventing her from corrupting impressionable young women by telling them that they are allowed to enjoy sex?

For those who don't know she provided a forum for some open, frank and sometimes lurid discussions about marital intimacy, mainly amongst religious people. Since I am one of the three blogs linked to, I feel I should do something about it.

I'm happy to have people blog here and discuss whatever they need to, but being the hormone-ravaged single guy I am, it's probably not such a good idea. I'd probably feel the need to throw in below the belt comments, crack dirty jokes, poke fun at those guys who can't please their women or those frigid hags who don't enjoy doing it. See, it's started already. So you are best off going to Shlomy's blog for that. He has no problem discussing issues of an explicit sexual nature and has shown himself sufficiently mature to edit a blog that people find offensive. So go tell him all your dirty details. Don't worry, I will be reading them too.

Bas, if you are reading this, BT call home. we are worried about you. If something serious happened we'd like to help you.

TRK

8 Comments:

At 4/19/2005 9:25 AM, Blogger kishmech said...

Funny.

 
At 4/19/2005 9:52 PM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

Kish,

thanks. Any news on Bas? Anyone tried e-mailing her?

 
At 4/20/2005 8:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ET phone home........
home.....
~B

 
At 4/20/2005 8:39 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

BT,

is that you?

 
At 4/20/2005 4:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scully and Mulder called last night. Not pretty news, I'm afraid...

 
At 4/20/2005 9:06 PM, Blogger BasTorah said...

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!

 
At 4/20/2005 9:06 PM, Blogger BasTorah said...

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At 4/21/2005 12:38 AM, Blogger The Rabbi's Kid said...

good to have you back BAS. You ok?

 

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